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The Fall of Fall Break

August 31, 2020

Here’s why you might be immortal

Athena Jasman, Columnist

March 9, 2020

The possibility of being immortal has always been a speculative fiction, but fiction is only a few letters away from nonfiction. No one has ever killed me. Since birth, I have completely avoided being murdered — even when ...

Cryptography for dummies

Cryptography for dummies

February 24, 2020

Disaster.

Disaster.

February 17, 2020

“I’m baby.”

February 10, 2020

A moment too late

A moment too late

January 20, 2020

A new villian revealed

A new villian revealed

September 23, 2019

New year, new me

New year, new me

August 26, 2019

The Tale of Tinder

Emily Eaton, Columnist

August 26, 2019

A lot of people told me college is the place to find a man. I’ve met a manifold of men, none lasting more than a month. They always come back (for your information), but that’s beside the point. Anyways, as the majority of us ...

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