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Grand Valley Lanthorn

The Student News Site of Grand Valley State University

Grand Valley Lanthorn

The Student News Site of Grand Valley State University

Grand Valley Lanthorn

Survival guide to sporting events for the non-sporting types

Nate Smith Jan 30, 2013

When it comes to sports, outdoors and activity in general, my life has been one awkward situation after another. I’m just gonna say it right now: I don’t follow/participate in any kind of sport or sporting activity. It just doesn’t do anything...

Bad Romance: the College Dating Scene

Christine Colleran Jan 30, 2013

A couple days ago, I found a website where I could make my own conversation hearts. Seeing as it was nearly February, the month of love, I thought it appropriate to give the candy a go. Before I knew what was happening my hearts were complete with...

FAIR FUNDING

Jan 28, 2013

Graduate students make up 13.5 percent of the student body at Grand Valley State University. Though it may not seem like a huge percentage of the whole, they are still students who come to this campus, and in that way, they are just as relevant as any...

Finding lasting fixes

Stephanie Schoch Jan 27, 2013

Temporary fixes are just that: temporary. We look around at the chaos and the logical thing to do is attempt to “stop the bleeding.” The object is to get a clear vantage point, to see what it is that is actually happening. We make a botched attempt...

Make the most of last moments

Nate Smith Jan 27, 2013

The Apophis asteroid came and went two weeks ago without as much as a sideways glance by most people (don’t worry, it’ll be back in 2036). No harm, no foul. However, the latest nuclear threats by North Korea means the clock for our species is ticking....

Roommates with rabbits

Christine Colleran Jan 23, 2013

Okay, let’s face it- the honeymoon phase is officially over. You have only had one of those “weekly family dinners” since you moved in, and things are so tense that it is only a matter of time before one roommate loses it and eats all of the other’s...

No offense, but you’re easily offended

Stephanie Schoch Jan 23, 2013

Quirks are wonderfully entertaining. These routines that continue on, frequently along with an unaware individual, are hard to be rid of. Personally, whether I ask what the weather is like outside (my god, we live in the tundra) or what the heck happened...

STRENGTH IN NUMBERS

Jan 20, 2013

As we’re sure most students have noticed by now, today marks the first time since Grand Valley State University was established that the university has made the decision to cancel all regularly scheduled classes in observance of Martin Luther King...

Manti Te’o and the importance of being earnest

Christine Colleran Jan 20, 2013

If college football star Manti Te’o wasn’t a household name before, he certainly is now. On the off chance you aren’t familiar, Te’o, a Notre Dame Linebacker, is currently involved in a messy web of lies concerning his “girlfriend” who had...

UP FOR EVALUATION

Jan 17, 2013

On the front page of today’s Lanthorn, we looked at the role of professor evaluations at Grand Valley State University. As students, we’ve all filled out our fair share of teacher evaluations, and some of us have even ended up the begrudging across-campus...

How to handle what was already chosen

Stephanie Schoch Jan 17, 2013

Life and choices go hand in hand, every month, every day, every minute. The two nouns have become so closely related that they can even be put together to make up what some people might describe to be their worst nightmare: life choices. The word life...

Good ol’ Days?

Nate Smith Jan 17, 2013

Hate to be a downer but… can we stop romanticizing the past? It’s getting hard to sit by and listen to the whole ‘things are getting worse’ argument time and time again without saying something. The past in this country isn’t awesome for...