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Grand Valley Lanthorn

The Student News Site of Grand Valley State University

Grand Valley Lanthorn

Spotting the fabulous five types of partygoers

Emily Eaton, Columnist Jan 13, 2020

Once upon a time in a faraway land called 48 West Apartments, a dewy-eyed freshman pondered the endless possibilities that may come from the college party scene. The mysterious man sipping his whiskey on the rocks in the corner began to approach, and...

Here we go again

Here we go again

Juliette Elton, Cartoonist Jan 13, 2020

Bad news for the world, good news for the President

Xavier Golden, Columnist Jan 13, 2020

Over a week ago, the United States killed General Qasem Soleimani of Iran’s Quds Force. Shortly afterward, Iran vowed to retaliate. The President, in response, threatened to attack over 50 Iranian targets.  Iran later launched a missile strike against...

Like it or not, college students feel the aftershock of bombings

Like it or not, college students feel the aftershock of bombings

Lanthorn Editorial Board Jan 6, 2020

After Qassem Soleimani’s assassination was announced, it didn’t take long for people to start speculating about nuclear warfare, World War lll and a new draft. There have been lots of jokes, but there is also a lot of genuine concern. The problem...

Tindér: Red and Gold

Athena Jasman, Columnist Jan 6, 2020

Being in a committed relationship sucks for many reasons, but there is one clear, overbearing con: not being able to make fun of tinder bios. I know what you’re thinking: “What’s Timber? A dating app for lumberjacks?” No, but put a pin in that...

2020 Vision testing

2020 Vision testing

Athena Jasman, Cartoonist Jan 6, 2020

Sack Lunch Bunch: subpar SNL episode, but with kids

Brianne Kerr, Associate Editor Jan 6, 2020

On Dec. 24, I woke up early, full of excitement and ready to watch John Mulaney’s newest Netflix show, the Sack Lunch Bunch.  But I was left disappointed. If you haven’t seen the show or the previews yet, the basic premise is that John Mulaney...