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Grand Valley Lanthorn

The Student News Site of Grand Valley State University

Grand Valley Lanthorn

The Student News Site of Grand Valley State University

Grand Valley Lanthorn

Reputation, or lack thereof, is everything

Stephanie Schoch Mar 17, 2013

As kids we were taught what colors, in combination, to love and to hate; whether that was blue and maize, green and white, or red and grey. Whatever sport our parents loved, we often inherit that love unintentionally. Maybe it was from all of the...

The Lack of Hunger Games

Nate Smith Mar 17, 2013

“‘I hope Ice King will sweep me off my feet and take me to the farthest corner of Ooo, where we will do nothing but kiss and eat a whole bunch, until we get fat and die.’ The end.” – The Ice King (Adventure Time) It’s not uncommon to see...

‘Wait, where are you from again?’

Nate Smith Mar 17, 2013

I’m from Flint, Michigan. It’s where I grew up and it’s the place that I identify as home. One thing I’ve noticed since moving to this side of the state is people’s reactions when I tell them where I’m from. It’s not uncommon for me to...

A Short Story

Stacy Sherman Mar 17, 2013

This is a story I wrote for my Story Making Class. “C’mon, it’ll be fun! Just get pasta or something!” Smiling down at me, comfort radiating from his green eyes, Liam squeezed my hand tight. As he ushered me into the quaint restaurant, I tried...

The truth behind St. Patrick’s Day

Ellie Phillips Mar 14, 2013

As a person of greatly Irish descent, St. Patrick’s Day means a lot more to me than dressing up in green and pinching people while riotously drunk. Seriously. Think about it for a minute and analyze what St. Paddy’s Day signifies to you? How...

A love letter to a dying industry: The book business

Christine Colleran Mar 13, 2013

Dear Book, I am not entirely sure when I first noticed you, but it had to be about fifteen years ago. Back before your very existence was threatened by online giants like the Amazon Kindle and the Barnes and Noble Nook. Back before the stores that...

HANG IN THERE

Mar 10, 2013

We don’t know about you, but our spring break was too short, and we wanted to take our editorial space for this issue to say: Hang In there, GVSU. In 48 days, students, faculty and staff alike will finally get a much-needed breather from the chaos...

Group Projects: Workplace Preparation or Waste of Time?

Christine Colleran Mar 10, 2013

Group projects prove no easy feat. If you stop pretending to play with your phone and listen to the chatter on the bus or in a campus dining center, many conversations are filled with students moaning about the trials and tribulations stemming from group...

There’s no place like home

Stephanie Schoch Mar 10, 2013

“Said the liar” was always a favorite phrase of mine. In my annoying Ugg-boots-and-jean-skirt-wearin’ days back in the eighth grade, I thought I was just so hilarious by tacking these three words onto the end of anything out of anyone’s mouth....

THE REMEDY

Feb 28, 2013

At Grand Valley State University – and colleges nationwide – students have a hard time adjusting to the academic demands of higher education. In fact, this year, in Gov. Rick Snyder’s State of the State address, he reported college readiness...

How to survive any spring break trip

Christine Colleran Feb 28, 2013

We glorify the concept of college spring break. MTV (the once end-all-be-all of American pop culture), raised us with the notion that spring break was the time in which all inhibitions were lost, copious amounts of alcohol consumed, and irresponsible...

Sit back and enjoy the show

Nate Smith Feb 28, 2013

On Monday morning, every major media outlet and social networking site were buzzing about the happenings at the 2013 Academy Award Ceremony. Among the dense cloud of “who should have won…” there was another sort of fog surrounding the ceremony...