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Grand Valley Lanthorn

The Student News Site of Grand Valley State University

Grand Valley Lanthorn

The Student News Site of Grand Valley State University

Grand Valley Lanthorn

SKIN DEEP

Feb 25, 2013

This week, in honor of National Eating Disorder Awareness Week, the Grand Valley State University Women’s Center and Love Your Body Week Committee is joining forces with the university’s Counseling and Career Development Center to bring educational...

How to survive college: oh wait, you kind of already did

Stephanie Schoch Feb 24, 2013

Seeing as midterms are upon us and spring break is in the very near future, I felt it was necessary to look back at the past year along with our accomplishments. I, along with all of you who are reading this, have survived the onslaught of copious reading...

Tinder dating app: your guide to online speed dating

Christine Colleran Feb 24, 2013

There is a common saying to the effect of “there’s an app for that,” and if you use the saying, you are almost never wrong. We can pay our taxes with an app, read a book, deposit a check, and find the nearest bathroom (a real blessing on a long...

Musical gamble

Nate Smith Feb 21, 2013

Concert season is approaching and many of us are going to be faced with some very hard decisions in the near future. Pitchfork or Lollapalooza? SXSW or Coachella? These are just an example of some of the harsh choices I’m left with this year. It should...

WORK, INTERRUPTED

Feb 21, 2013

Here at Grand Valley State University, we’ve all done it. Whether we want to admit it or not, it’s safe to say that every student has at some point in their college career put off studying for a test until the day before or neglected to write a five-page...

Online classes: Where busy students go to die

Christine Colleran Feb 21, 2013

Time is a unique resource. It is tricky in that there is no way to ever obtain more of it than we are given, and no way to rid ourselves of it. While society has applied time-keeping measures to this resource, the conventional method being the twenty-four...

BRIDGING THE GAP

Feb 17, 2013

As Grand Valley State University announces more and more expansion projects each month on both the Allendale and Pew campuses, it’s clear that the university is extended beyond it’s initial reach. With 15 public four-year universities, and 28...

To know your neighbors is to know yourself

Nate Smith Feb 17, 2013

Neighbors, the one group of people that know you better than most but probably don’t really know you at all. Since I moved out of the house cough years ago I’ve encountered just about every type of neighbor anybody would ever hope to meet (or not)....

A wrinkle in time is a wrinkle that’s fine

Christine Colleran Feb 17, 2013

A few mornings ago I woke up with a wrinkle in my forehead. A real-live wrinkle. I stared into the mirror and pictured what I would look like at age 90, haggard and lined – possibly toothless (the mental image terrified me as well). I stretched...

GOOD CREDIT

Feb 14, 2013

Michigan college students might finally be able to rack up some credits that won’t also rack up expenses with the introduction of a new bill by the Michigan House of Representatives on Feb. 5. to encourage college-educated young adults to stay and...

“Take a (nerdy) chance!”

Nate Smith Feb 14, 2013

Valentine’s Day (like most holidays) is a day that brings forth mixed emotions for everyone. Every year there’s the group that doesn’t feel the need to “yield to the man” and pony up for a gift for their partner. While that is generally frowned...

To carry or not to carry

Stephanie Schoch Feb 13, 2013

Apparently someone was stabbed back in September at Robinson. Apparently. See, my source is anything but reliable, and after calling the Allendale Campus Dispatch to ask about both this mysterious shanking and the sirens that had been going off all day,...