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Grand Valley Lanthorn

The Student News Site of Grand Valley State University

Grand Valley Lanthorn

The Student News Site of Grand Valley State University

Grand Valley Lanthorn

HATS OFF

Dec 9, 2012

First off, we’d like to say congratulations. Whether it took you 10 years or four, if you’re one of the 1,000 students who crossed the stage at Saturday’s commencement ceremony, you survived the unforgiving world of higher education, and you’re...

The Year of the YOLO

Christine Colleran Dec 9, 2012

I have heard the rumors. 2012, end of the world type stuff. There’s been whisperings of a Zombie Apocalypse. And we mustn’t forget that Mayan calendar predicting all sorts of cataclysmic events. I want you all to rest assured that should the world...

GVL / Robert Mathews
2012 Fall Commencement

Graduation is inevitable, but enjoy college while you can

Brady Fredericksen Dec 9, 2012

Graduation is a weird time. It’s a period where you’re excited because, hey, there’s no more pop quizzes or research papers to ever do again. Then, you’re also devastated because there will be no more living the semi-charmed life of a college...

Forever a Grinch

Nate Smith Dec 6, 2012

I hate Christmas. I’m not a fan of snow, ham or hearing the same seven horrible songs over and over every year. Why do I feel so alone on this? I can’t be the only person who dreads the end of daylight savings time and the dozens of ‘special’...

Stages are intimidating.

Stephanie Schoch Dec 6, 2012

That moment when the lights are about to go on, the audience cheers and the music starts is like no other. You have this urge to make sure that your straps are still where they should be, to practice one last time, and knowing that time will continue...

PAY IT FORWARD

Dec 6, 2012

As a university, Grand Valley State University is a community of students, faculty, employees and alumni. However cliche it might sound, a good community is like a family, and as everybody’s favorite Real Housewife of New Jersey Caroline Manzo once...

WORKING HARD (OR HARDLY WORKING)

Dec 3, 2012

Here we go again, Grand Valley State University. Fall semester is wrapping up, the days are getting shorter and shorter, and the stress of exam week is getting the student body more out of whack then the unpredictable Michigan weather. For the last...

A Toast: To the end of the semester, world

Nate Smith Dec 2, 2012

This is it guys. The end. Turkey day is over, and the dreaded subsequent pseudo-holiday sets us at the less-than-20-day mark for that supposed 2012 cataclysmic disaster. I don’t know about everybody else but I have a lot of mixed feelings when it...

Fiscal Cliffhanger: An open letter to our government

Christine Colleran Dec 2, 2012

To the United States Government: Hello there. My name is Christine Colleran. You may not know me, for in the government’s eyes my short existence has proved utterly unremarkable in every way, shape, and form. Still, I carry on. I am senior at Grand...

SAD IS IN SEASON

Nov 29, 2012

At first glance, the idea of Seasonal Affective Disorder is easy to laugh off. First, it has an almost comically perfect acronym (SAD), which is presumably intentional, but feels goofy nonetheless. Along the same vein, the concept of it seems so simple...

So Many Plans, So Little Time

Garrick See Nov 29, 2012

As I am writing to you now, I have the privilege of witnessing yet another snowfall that prompts me to claim the official arrival of winter – even though it’s not even December yet. Strangely enough, this upcoming winter seems to be more effective...

Letter to the Editor: An Open Letter to the Grand Valley Student Senate,

Nov 28, 2012

Recently it has come to our attention that the annual event of “Battle of the Valleys” concluded last week with a final fundraising total of $1,100 raised for the Mental Health Foundation of West Michigan by GVSU, and $30,000 by SVSU for Great Lakes...