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Grand Valley Lanthorn

The Student News Site of Grand Valley State University

Grand Valley Lanthorn

The Student News Site of Grand Valley State University

Grand Valley Lanthorn

Get up, vote

Feb 20, 2012

Though the turmoil of midterms is lurking on the horizon and the unpredictable Michigan weather is confusing just about everybody, students at Grand Valley State University and beyond should be gearing up to get engaged, stay informed and mobilize for...

Letter to the Editor: ‘Endangered Language’ story is counter-productive

Feb 20, 2012

Dear Editor-in-Chief: I am writing to express my shock and dismay at the article that was published in the Lanthorn on Monday (Feb. 13), titled “Endangered Language.” Polish is a valued language in Modern Languages and Literatures department...

‘But it shouldn’t be’ not a good excuse

Chris Slattery Feb 20, 2012

Dear marijuana users, Stop. Just stop, okay? We get it. I’m with you — marijuana should be legal, sure. You eventually cornered me a few days ago and got me to sign a petition, and while I have nothing against people smoking marijuana,...

Life and typography: how to make a change

Chris Slattery Feb 16, 2012

This is a test. Test. Test. Okay, that was extremely difficult for me. If you didn’t catch it, or the formatting in the newspaper has corrected my flaw previously, I did not double-space after each period. It is something that has been instinctually...

Compared to parking situations at other universities, it isn’t so bad here

Feb 16, 2012

Parking at Grand Valley State University can be a pain. We’ve all been there, following someone down the rows of parking, praying they are going to their car and not just to Laker Village so that we can swoop in and steal their parking spot....

Birth control policy a reasonable compromise

Andrew Justus Feb 13, 2012

The Obama administration’s recent compromise involving birth control coverage for those whose health insurance comes from a religious not-for-profit employer has been accused of trampling the rights of religious institutions. I argue anything less...

Singles Awareness Day needs to disappear forever

Chris Slattery Feb 13, 2012

Valentines’ Day is upon us and love is in the air. It lingers in the atmosphere and you could practically choke on its perfume. It’s so thick you could cut it into little pieces and peddle it as chocolate delights. If you’re not...

It’s important to take time to unplug and smell the roses (or hit the books)

Feb 13, 2012

A cell phone at the side, computer in lap, browser tabs open to Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr, a book sitting on a table nearby — sound familiar? Technological distractions are an inescapable part of the digital age, but that doesn’t mean they’re...

Letter to the Editor: Review of ‘Light in the Piazza’ an afterthought

Feb 13, 2012

The Lathorn’s February 9th review of GVSU Opera Theatre’s production of “The Light in the Piazza” was disappointing. More alarmingly, though, is how predictable of a disappointment the piece turned out to be. Every year, Grand...

Crumbling under the pressure of Last Laker Standing

Chris Slattery Feb 9, 2012

Hey, what are you doing tomorrow night around, say, 9? Yeah, Friday night, time to party! Get stoked! But before you do, have you considered Last Laker Standing? If you read the paper last year around this time, you’ll remember that I wrote...

A beginner’s guide to turning 21

Kevin VanAntwerpen Feb 9, 2012

To those of you standing near the exit door of 20 years old, I have one thing to say to you: “Oh man, you’re going to have no idea what to do with yourself once you’re finally released out into the real world.” Unless you’re...

House Bill 4393 is an important step to ensure student safety in emergencies

Feb 9, 2012

Though college is not technically synonymous with drinking, it does play a major role in lives of most college students nationwide. Whether it’s consuming alcohol yourself or watching your neighbors go in for a keg stand, at some point in time during...