Grand Valley Lanthorn

The rise and fall of former columnist

Chris Slattery
Mar 31, 2013

No more pencils, no more books

Chris Slattery
Apr 19, 2012

I need to go to the store (you assume)

Chris Slattery
Apr 16, 2012

What my washing machine taught me

Chris Slattery
Apr 12, 2012

Enjoy responsibly: a post-Lent look into moderation

Chris Slattery
Apr 9, 2012

Dating in college, part 8: What makes Facebook official?

Chris Slattery
Apr 5, 2012

Watching water’s popularity sinking

Chris Slattery
Apr 2, 2012

Life after college: there is one?

Chris Slattery
Mar 29, 2012

An apology to gen ed profs

Chris Slattery
Mar 26, 2012

So hot in herre, Nelly would be proud

Chris Slattery
Mar 22, 2012

Short and sweet when you Tweet

Chris Slattery
Mar 19, 2012

Senioritis isn’t a game anymore

Chris Slattery
Mar 15, 2012

Making the Invisible Children more transparent

Chris Slattery
Mar 12, 2012

Taking Spring Break literally

Chris Slattery
Mar 1, 2012

Your Facebook argument is illogical

Chris Slattery
Feb 27, 2012

Giving up can be a good thing

Chris Slattery
Feb 23, 2012

‘But it shouldn’t be’ not a good excuse

Chris Slattery
Feb 20, 2012

Life and typography: how to make a change

Chris Slattery
Feb 16, 2012

Singles Awareness Day needs to disappear forever

Chris Slattery
Feb 13, 2012

Crumbling under the pressure of Last Laker Standing

Chris Slattery
Feb 9, 2012

I don’t care about Super Bowl commercials anymore

Chris Slattery
Feb 6, 2012

Being a Laker in five words

Chris Slattery
Feb 2, 2012

The end of the world (as we think it)

Chris Slattery
Jan 30, 2012

No free pass for skipping class?

Chris Slattery
Jan 26, 2012

Roommate conversations you want to avoid

Chris Slattery
Jan 23, 2012

Get on the “write” path at GV

Chris Slattery
Jan 19, 2012

Why you should always pass on a 6-to-9 class in college

Chris Slattery
Jan 16, 2012

Fighting the apathy of resolutions

Chris Slattery
Jan 12, 2012

New semester, same psychological distress

Chris Slattery
Jan 9, 2012

Beer and knowledge are hard to return

Chris Slattery
Dec 8, 2011

There is only room for one holiday

Chris Slattery
Dec 5, 2011

For the man who has everything he needs

Chris Slattery
Dec 1, 2011

America’s newest craze makes me uncomfortable

Chris Slattery
Nov 28, 2011

To family or not to family for Thanksgiving?

Chris Slattery
Nov 21, 2011

Save money, not the environment

Chris Slattery
Nov 17, 2011

Should Canada get its Nickelback back?

Chris Slattery
Nov 14, 2011

Anti-bullying law

Chris Slattery
Nov 10, 2011

Saying ‘no’ to November activities

Chris Slattery
Nov 7, 2011

Men can be men with Dr. Pepper Ten

Chris Slattery
Nov 3, 2011

Stand up against demonic possessions

Chris Slattery
Oct 31, 2011

Dating in college, part 7: In conclusion

Chris Slattery
Oct 27, 2011

Dating in college, part 5: Becoming a cat lady

Chris Slattery
Oct 20, 2011

Dating in college, part 4: First dates

Chris Slattery
Oct 17, 2011

Dating in college, part 3: Asking someone out, without sounding juvenile

Chris Slattery
Oct 13, 2011

Dating in college, part 2: Single and still fickle

Chris Slattery
Oct 10, 2011

Dating in college, part 1: Expecting the unexpectable

Chris Slattery
Oct 6, 2011

A year after the LipDub

Chris Slattery
Oct 3, 2011

Bridging the gap between right and wrong

Chris Slattery
Sep 29, 2011

Dear Taylor Lautner, where are you?

Chris Slattery
Sep 22, 2011

How to spice up a campus tour

Chris Slattery
Sep 19, 2011

Soulja vs. the soldiers

Chris Slattery
Sep 15, 2011

Facebook stalking season starts again

Chris Slattery
Sep 12, 2011

5 final steps to freshman success

Chris Slattery
May 13, 2011

Graduation looming like a horror movie villain

Chris Slattery
Apr 18, 2011

Campus superstitions are no laughing matter

Chris Slattery
Apr 14, 2011

‘Friday’ is the worst song ever, but don’t blame Black

Chris Slattery
Apr 11, 2011

Meatless Mondays may make me mad

Chris Slattery
Apr 7, 2011

An optimist’s view on breaking up in college

Chris Slattery
Apr 4, 2011

The joys of class registration

Chris Slattery
Mar 31, 2011

The debate of the century: let’s get this ‘over’ with

Chris Slattery
Mar 27, 2011

New app lets you be a blip on the Date Radar

Chris Slattery
Mar 21, 2011

Free speech can make America’s parties such a bummer

Chris Slattery
Mar 17, 2011

Post-Spring Break is more of a drag than Charlie Sheen

Chris Slattery
Mar 14, 2011

Bridging the gap: thank goodness for fewer Bridge Cards

Chris Slattery
Mar 3, 2011

Life Raft Debate to be an important event, hypothetically

Chris Slattery
Feb 28, 2011

Stay smart when choosing last-minute housing

Chris Slattery
Feb 24, 2011

Mac and PC should settle the score once and for all

Chris Slattery
Feb 21, 2011

Page is not responding: Taking the Internet for granted

Chris Slattery
Feb 17, 2011

For the price of a cup of coffee

Chris Slattery
Feb 14, 2011

Students should embrace los foreign languages

Chris Slattery
Feb 10, 2011

Valentine’s Day criticism is for zombies

Chris Slattery
Feb 7, 2011

Last Laker Standing will provide lots of laughs, if you’re into that kind of thing

Chris Slattery
Feb 3, 2011

Where’s the beef?: A complaint about Taco Bell

Chris Slattery
Jan 31, 2011

Dances require students to “get jiggy,” overwhelm some

Chris Slattery
Jan 27, 2011

New zodiac is metric system of the new millennium

Chris Slattery
Jan 24, 2011

Winter does not need to be so bleak

Chris Slattery
Jan 20, 2011

Kleiner Late Night should avoid taking the NBC route

Chris Slattery
Jan 17, 2011

Using secret money makes buying textbooks easy!

Chris Slattery
Jan 13, 2011

Returning from break doesn’t have to be such a drag

Chris Slattery
Jan 10, 2011

Like A Little could be liked a lot or not at all

Chris Slattery
Dec 13, 2010

Feel better this winter by staying active and popping bubble wrap

Chris Slattery
Dec 9, 2010

How to ace finals like a tennis pro

Chris Slattery
Dec 6, 2010

Cell phone service providers should set sights lower than Everest

Chris Slattery
Dec 2, 2010

Female contraceptives should be covered, for men’s sake

Chris Slattery
Nov 15, 2010

Michigan has gone loco for Four Loko

Chris Slattery
Nov 11, 2010

Everyone needs to be more aware, just as Shyamalan predicted (opinion column)

Chris Slattery
Nov 8, 2010

Why students should care about Student Senate, scandals or not (opinion column)

Chris Slattery
Nov 4, 2010

Overcoming the overwhelming semester (opinion column)

Chris Slattery
Oct 31, 2010

Party time does not mean vomit-blackout time (opinion column)

Chris Slattery
Oct 28, 2010

Fantastic Lakers left fan-less after halftime show

Chris Slattery
Oct 24, 2010

Busing system may be worst thing in future (opinion column)

Chris Slattery
Oct 21, 2010

Allure of illegal downloading hard to resist

Chris Slattery
Oct 17, 2010

Social networks limit social interaction

Chris Slattery
Oct 14, 2010

Lactose intolerance needs to stop

Chris Slattery
Oct 10, 2010

50 years is nothing to say nothing about

Chris Slattery
Oct 7, 2010

Nutrition for college students

Chris Slattery
Oct 3, 2010

LipDub could have gone extra mile

Chris Slattery
Sep 30, 2010

Taylor Lautner would be an ideal addition to GV

Chris Slattery
Sep 27, 2010

Pedestrians need to get off their high horse, or high heels

Chris Slattery
Sep 23, 2010

‘Ridin’ Solo’ on Jason Derülo knowledge

Chris Slattery
Sep 20, 2010