Hi, my name’s Kevin and I really hate you. I only say that because bad first impressions usually lead to the best friendships. So now can we forget about our awful introduction and be friends (for real: follow the Chasing the Sky Facebook page...

We do not automatically stand on the shoulders of giants. As your mind changes, the world looks different. Your mind is not inside your head. It lies between you and others. Mind whom you keep your appointments with. The importance of raising questions:...

While you were out this summer hitting the pause button on life so you could throw footballs, kiss beautiful women, work on a tan, kiss questionable women and go to the ballet every Thursday, the world of politics kept right on doing its thing with no...

Hi! My name is Chris. I am 8 years old. I like skateboarding and my cat and Pokemon cards. I hate math and girls. They’re icky. They smell like flowers and put their hair in ponytails. Gross! As an 8-year-old genius, I have decided to go to...

Dear Freshmen, Welcome to Grand Valley State University! I hope that you are excited by the opportunities ahead of you and the many, many, many sleepless nights you have in your near future. However, like the self-cannibals that you are, you shouldn’t...

Earlier this month, I was attacked in the head by a bird. I’ll give you a minute to stop laughing and collect yourself. Yes, red-winged blackbirds have taken over West Campus Drive and no one is safe. People may be shocked to know that Grand...

As Americans, there are two things we treasure above all else: deep fryers and freedom. Considering the obesity epidemic, I think don’t think anyone’s going to forget about deep fryers anytime soon. But freedom might be another story… We’re...