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The Student News Site of Grand Valley State University

Grand Valley Lanthorn

The Student News Site of Grand Valley State University

Grand Valley Lanthorn

Here’s why you might be immortal

Athena Jasman, Columnist Mar 9, 2020

The possibility of being immortal has always been a speculative fiction, but fiction is only a few letters away from nonfiction. No one has ever killed me. Since birth, I have completely avoided being murdered — even when I was a stupid helpless baby,...

Can we bridge the gap between students and student government?

Can we bridge the gap between students and student government?

Feb 24, 2020

Grand Valley State University's Student Senate has been thrown into the limelight a couple times this academic year, gathering attention from the community and students alike. But in between those moments of fame, the Senate often seems to be floating...

Charity cannot be our long-term solution

Xavier Golden, Columnist Feb 24, 2020

Poverty is one of those issues that feels very apolitical. People, I think we all agree, shouldn’t go hungry or be homeless. And our solutions to this problem seem equally uncontroversial; we raise funds, we donate and we volunteer.  Most of the...

Let’s not trade one billionaire for another

Dylan Grosser, Columnist Feb 17, 2020

We all knew that in this year’s election, emotions were bound to be high due to what is at stake. But even still, I don’t think anyone could predict the amount of ire inspired by a particular candidate who came into this race very late and from left-field....

Athena Jasman’s humor column announcement (official)

Athena Jasman, Columnist Feb 17, 2020

Hello Grand Valley. It means so much to write this for all of you today. I want to take a moment to thank everyone who takes part in this organization we call the Lanthorn. And to all of the current and former columnists reading this today, tomorrow...