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Grand Valley Lanthorn

The Student News Site of Grand Valley State University

Grand Valley Lanthorn

The Student News Site of Grand Valley State University

Grand Valley Lanthorn

These good ol’ college days

Stephanie Schoch Sep 16, 2012

The city of Allendale, more specifically Grand Valley State University, is completely surrounded by farmland. It feels as though we were placed in the movie Shawshank Redemption, and if someone were to leave on foot, there’s not much to leave for....

iRipoff- How a love affair with an Apple product will leave you feeling empty

Christine Colleran Sep 16, 2012

I’m not sure if Apple is releasing a new product or if it’s the dawn of the next apocalypse, but based on the sheer number of Facebook posts and tweets regarding the iPhone 5 I’m betting on the latter. iPhone’s were revolutionary once, sure,...

Diversity is in the eye of the beholder

Diversity is in the eye of the beholder

Amina Mamaty Sep 12, 2012

Is Grand Valley State University diverse? “In the sense of plants and wildlife, yes; in the sense of humans, no,” said Valentina Valdes, GVSU alumna and former graphic designer for the Lanthorn. On the other hand, Shelby Woody, senior at GVSU majoring...

On eating healthy and being healthy

Christine Colleran Sep 12, 2012

Being healthy is hard. End of story. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a celebrity with a personal trainer and chef, or supremely neurotic. To top it off, we are in college which, by default, makes treating our bodies right that much harder. My first...

What ever happened to fact checking?

Kevin VanAntwerpen Sep 12, 2012

It’s that time of year again. Coldfronts are rolling in. Ugg-boot-girls are coming out of hibernation. Corn-mazes are once again the world’s most popular tourist trap. And let’s not forget that it’s election season: the time of year when you...

“Men must take action”: understanding sexual assault

GVSU Women's Center Sep 12, 2012

Although it still may be fresh in our minds, Rep. Todd Akin is not the first to call into question the legitimacy of rape. Akin suggested “legitimate rape” does not cause pregnancy, and in doing so, he implied that certain degrees of rape exist. More...

Letter to the Editor: COMPLAINTS ABOUT COMPLAINERS

Sep 9, 2012

Dear Editor, Barely a week back and it seems that everything is going smoothly. The classes starting, the buses are rolling, and we even get crepes this year. Yet, as it is every year there are always bugs in the system: not literal bugs, but behaviors...

ADVICE ON ADVISING

Sep 9, 2012

Keeping track of classes is confusing. Here at Grand Valley State University, every undergraduate must complete a minimum of 120 credits to graduate – that includes credits inside your major, your emphasis, your theme and your general education requirements....

There’s just something wrong with a little bump and grind

Christine Colleran Sep 9, 2012

Rhythm, or anything that closely resembles it, has eluded me my entire life. I can’t clap on beat or shake my butt, and even a non-committal head bob to the music leaves people wondering whether I am seizing or just experiencing a twitch. While I...

Money doesn’t grow on trees

Stephanie Schoch Sep 9, 2012

I live in such a fantasy world – one that includes a dream of living in a house made of candy, money trees and the Lions winning the Super Bowl this year. Throughout my life, I’ve surrounded myself with the idea of a certain utopia and the...

Funding: It’s worth talking about

Stephanie Deible Sep 5, 2012

Funding. It’s a big issue for most us on campus. It’s not uncommon to see people pinching their pennies after buying the textbooks they need to make it through the semester. For many disability-related organizations, though, pinching pennies has...

Having the hots for your professor isn’t such a bad thing

Christine Colleran Sep 5, 2012

Every semester, I have class with a professor (or two) that I find attractive. It makes sense that students have crushes on their professors: the professors have a position of power in relation to us lowly students, they are usually well-learned, and...