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The Student News Site of Grand Valley State University

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Faculy Column: Philosophy how?

Mar 22, 2012

An amateur philosopher from Columbia University is about to interview for a philosophy position at a secondary school and asks me what else I could tell him about philosophy. I’ve thought up the following points for myself, for him, and for anybody...

So hot in herre, Nelly would be proud

Chris Slattery Mar 22, 2012

Interview with an actual (fictional) GVSU student about the recent heat wave. CHRIS: Thanks for sitting down with me. STUDENT: Thanks for wishing me into existence. C: Shut up. People need to think that you’re real! S: I’m so happy...

Guest column- Men’s group begins this week

Mar 21, 2012

Please join us as we create a space for college men to explore male identity development, men & masculinities, social responsibility and violence against women. We are seeking students to be a part of weekly discussions where men can relax and...

70 mph? Not the safest speed

Andrew Justus Mar 19, 2012

Unlimited speeds on sections of the German Autobahn may seem like a form of population control to some, but to me high-speed highways really do make sense. Today, most states have a limit of 70 miles per hour on freeways and turnpikes. A limit that...

Short and sweet when you Tweet

Chris Slattery Mar 19, 2012

I don’t know what happened recently, but it seems that Twitter hit a resurgence. #suckitMySpace New Twitter accounts are popping up everywhere, from celebrities to noncontributing, unfamous nothings like you and me. #worthless The website that...

UP, UP, UP

Mar 19, 2012

Ask any student at Grand Valley State University who has bought a semester’s worth of textbooks, and they’ll tell you that the only thing worse than wasting money on things you want is wasting money on things you need. When it comes to filling...

Why you’re broke

Kevin VanAntwerpen Mar 15, 2012

Why hello. Thank you for stopping by, you poor miserable little college student. I know you have to go write an essay or rob a liquor store in order to pay your rent, but I think you’ll really be glad you took the time to read this. As I write,...

Letter to the Editor: Why health care is not a universal human right

Mar 15, 2012

Lately, I have heard many Obamacare proponents claim that receiving health care is a universal human right. I will not address who should pay for health care, or Capitalism vs. Socialism, but only challenge the conception held by some that health...

AFFIRMATIVE

Mar 15, 2012

The term “affirmative action” has been a sensitive buzz word in higher education for years, and as the legal battle over the constitutionality of Michigan’s Proposition 2 — which disallows colleges and universities from factoring...

Senioritis isn’t a game anymore

Chris Slattery Mar 15, 2012

I’m a writer, which means I either love sports (and will become a sports writer) or sports metaphors (and will become homeless in two month’s time). In my case, I actually like using sports as a way of describing non-sporty things, as sports...

Making the Invisible Children more transparent

Chris Slattery Mar 12, 2012

Welcome back from Mid-semester Vacation! Hope you’re ready to feel guilty! In case you were away from the internet last week (I know Senor Frogs can have some spotty WiFi), the newest Invisible Children video came out, titled “KONY 2012.”...

Helping countries that help themselves

Andrew Justus Mar 12, 2012

Between you, me, and whoever else reads this – the whole “KONY 2012” thing bit seems silly. If my name were Rambo or Chuck Norris, I’d already be in Uganda and have won the war there outright, and without needing to be prompted...