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Grand Valley Lanthorn

The Student News Site of Grand Valley State University

Grand Valley Lanthorn

The Student News Site of Grand Valley State University

Grand Valley Lanthorn

Forewarned, forearmed

Oct 31, 2010

The emergency notification system at Grand Valley State University has planned ahead for just about every instance of severe weather. Making the students aware of the system and procedures, however, is a whole different matter. The severe winds last...

A hijabi Muslim and a Modern Orthodox Jew walking toward the White House (letter to the editor)

Oct 31, 2010

The scene was shocking, surprising and strange to people in D.C. Some stopped and stared, others started walking backward so they could get a better look at us. From pedestrians to drivers and taxi riders it was the same reaction. The question that many...

Room on Michigan’s plate for both jobs, social issues (opinion column)

Kevin VanAntwerpen Oct 31, 2010

Are social issues really an issue? Of course they are. The word “issue” is right there in the name. But when it comes to equal rights, Michigan gubernatorial candidate Rick Snyder seems to disagree. During a Q&A session at the Wealthy...

Kindergarten stuff

Oct 28, 2010

Two bicycle accidents in less than a month should reinforce the idea that motorists and pedestrians on Grand Valley State University’s Allendale Campus need to take responsibility and exercise good judgement to reduce the frequency of accidents...

Wimpy kid on the playground: artist’s perspective on illegal downloading (opinion column)

Kevin VanAntwerpen Oct 28, 2010

When the boys in Chasing the Sky and I recorded our debut EP, “The Empty Chair”, we spent hundreds of hours in the studio and dropped almost $8,000 (most of which was generously donated) in the process. That being said, if you can find our...

Party time does not mean vomit-blackout time (opinion column)

Chris Slattery Oct 28, 2010

If the changing of the color of the leaves is any indication (and it isn’t), the season for parties is now. Midterms are over and done with and homework is already beginning to become an afterthought in the minds of the fatigued student body. With...

Fantastic Lakers left fan-less after halftime show

Chris Slattery Oct 24, 2010

Full disclosure: I know less about football than I do about quantum mechanics. And while it’s common knowledge that the Everett Many-worlds Theory states the implication that alternative histories/futures and the possibilities that thus derive...

Laker Nation?

Oct 24, 2010

GVSU hosts hundreds of different student sub-groups from student organizations to musical groups, theater fans and professionally-based alliances. Every student can find his or her niche, and yet it is important to come together as Lakers. Sports typically...

Redeeming aspects of riding the Rapid

Oct 24, 2010

While Mr. Slattery’s writing style is not exactly my cup of tea, more my cup of paint thinner, I must let it be known that his assertions about the Rapid, our beloved bus system, are pure poppycock. As an advocate of all transit which is public,...

Bottled water no cleaner than tap water (letter to the editor)

Oct 24, 2010

In this our college community, bottled water is understandably popular for its professed clean, cold, portable, and affordable qualities, but Grand Valley, in reality, there is no real proof that it is cleaner than tap water (in fact, bottled water...

‘We are not going to stop partying’ (letter to the editor)

Oct 24, 2010

We get it, GVSU Police Department: You do not like it when we party. Well, I have a message for you, and I’m sure that a good deal of the student population will agree with me: We are not going to stop partying. Even with your oversized grants...

Busing system may be worst thing in future (opinion column)

Chris Slattery Oct 21, 2010

This is a message to my future son as a warning against a danger you will likely come up against in your future (a future that I hope has flying cars and a sequel to The Matrix that doesn’t suck): the Grand Valley State University busing system. I...