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The Student News Site of Grand Valley State University

Grand Valley Lanthorn

The Student News Site of Grand Valley State University

Grand Valley Lanthorn

Taylor Lautner would be an ideal addition to GV

Chris Slattery Sep 27, 2010

I guess it’s been pretty much confirmed: Taylor Lautner from “Twilight” is coming to Grand Valley State University. Or Western Michigan University. At some point. So, actually nothing has been confirmed, except that T-Law (as...

Faculty sacrifice pay for students’ benefit

Sep 27, 2010

At the July 16 Board of Trustees meeting, the board unanimously voted to approve the 2010-11 general budget, which included a wage freeze for all but about 300 of GVSU’s employees. “It was broadly accepted that this was the right decision...

Letter of the law

Sep 23, 2010

A common complaint among Grand Valley State University students is that law enforcement officers in the area are too strict. This is college after all, and some alcohol consumption with the resulting rowdiness is to be expected. Some students think the...

New Pew Library will serve readers better than ever

Sep 23, 2010

An editorial (“Book deprived”) in the Lanthorn on Monday contained a number of inaccuracies that need to be corrected, including the main thesis that the new library will contain fewer books than Zumberge currently holds. The other important...

Pedestrians need to get off their high horse, or high heels

Chris Slattery Sep 23, 2010

Dear Pedestrians, My name is Chris Slattery and I am here today to talk to you about your unacceptable behavior. Now, please don’t take this the wrong way you’re not horrible people. You merely make the lives of everyone around you a living...

‘Unpatriotic’ halftime show insults more than memorializes 9/11 victims

Sep 19, 2010

After trying to forget the unpatriotic insults I saw at the GVSU/Hillsdale game, and failing to do so, I decided to point out the blatant examples of disrespect I saw. A few fellow alums and myself decided to show our Laker pride and go to the football...

Letter to the Editor

Sep 19, 2010

As the president of Voices for Healthy Choices, Grand Valley’s student orginization that advocates for choice as well as comprehensive abstinence plus sexual education, I was incredibly appalled by the editorial cartoon in (last) Monday’s...

West Michigan lives up to conservative stereotype in cancellation of New Pornographers show

Sep 19, 2010

Throughout my love affair with Grand Rapids, I’ve always felt a dichotomy I couldn’t put my finger on. The fanfare regarding West Michigan’s alleged religious fervor is usually one of the first things one acknowledges if one is not...

‘Ridin’ Solo’ on Jason Derülo knowledge

Chris Slattery Sep 19, 2010

Okay, it’s time for a personal confession: I have no idea who Jason Derülo is. Okay, it’s time for a personal correction: I had no idea who Jason Derülo was. Up until last week, if someone would have mentioned the name “Jason Derülo,”...

Technology takeover

GVL Staff Sep 19, 2010

Grand Valley State University will break ground on the new Mary Idema Pew Library and Learning Commons on Tuesday. Several years and $25 million in the making, the Pew Library will feature 20 group study rooms plus offices and support areas for faculty...

Who has time to sleep?

Chris Slattery Sep 16, 2010

Sleep is very important to a college student. It increases immune function and improves alertness and blah blah blah… This season of Gossip Girl isn’t going to watch itself. Let’s be honest, we all know that sleep is good for the...

Jumping through hoops

Sep 16, 2010

Newly instated this year, the Grand Finish program applies to incoming freshmen as well as those enrolled at GVSU since 2008. Anyone who earns 90 credits by the end of his or her third year, averaging 15 credits a semester, will receive $1,000 toward...