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Grand Valley Lanthorn

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Grand Valley Lanthorn

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Grand Valley Lanthorn

Randall the Vandal just can’t see the big picture

Chris Slattery Sep 9, 2010

I’ve noticed a startling increase in vandalism recently. And when I say “vandalism,” I mean “defacing campus property.” And when I say “defacing campus property,” I mean “defacing campus property in the...

Abstinence also deserves respect as sex education

Sep 9, 2010

As Marshall and Dorian began their speech at Transitions (two weeks ago) it was made clear that they were at GVSU to speak on sex education. They began listing the choices people make when it comes to sexual activity. All the various choices were given...

High cost of war warrants Obama’s deadline to finally leave Iraq

Andrew Justus Sep 9, 2010

President Barack Obama’s television address on Aug. 31 announcing the formal end to combat operations in Iraq marked the beginning of decreasing our military involvement in that country and in Afghanistan, a chore that is likely only to begin in...

Name brand education

Sep 9, 2010

Whether a prospective student is most interested in athletics, a specific academic program or even the party scene, one institution is going to offer the best in that area while the others must find their own strengths to market or compensate in some...

Major Dumb to Ground Control: I’m worthless

Chris Slattery Sep 2, 2010

I get it; you’re all better than me. There’s no need to sugar-coat it anymore. I’m looking at you, culinary majors. You’re just the icing on the cake. Yes, I have a useless major. “Creative Writing?” What the...

Top three reasons to hate the Emmy's

Top three reasons to hate the Emmy’s

Anya Zentmeyer Sep 2, 2010

As I walk to the living room on the last Sunday evening before school starts, I notice there’s a crowd of roommates and friends blinking absently at our tiny television. Immediately I know something is up, I know something great is flickering across...

7 simple steps to GV success

Chris Slattery Aug 30, 2010

Dear Class of 2010, First off, no one cares that you are the class of 2010. You are now the tentative Class of 2015. The first week of college can be an overwhelming and humbling experience. Your parents drop you off with all your stuff and, with...

The mating dance

The mating dance

Elijah Brumback Aug 30, 2010

They dance in an upright spoon shape, in the middle of a crowded apartment. It’s less of a dance and looks similar to how dogs mount people’s legs in reflex. On her face the emotions are easy to gauge. In one instance you might guess utter...

Reparative therapy ‘discriminatory and degrading’ to LGBT

Apr 22, 2010

In (the April 15) issue of the Lanthorn, there was a letter to the editor titled “Benefits of reparative therapy for LGBT community” by Nathan Ruark … His claim of reparative therapy hold no peer reviewed scientific evidence or credibility....

Zee Fossett

Pour some sugar on the written word

Zee Fossett Apr 22, 2010

In the movie “Brown Sugar,” the main character, Sidney, is the editor of XXL magazine. The film depicts her struggles as both a writer and a romantic. “Brown Sugar” reaches climax as Sidney is forced to choose between marrying...

Hope-ful

Apr 22, 2010

Hope College’s refusal to recognize LGBT advocacy groups on the grounds of church doctrine rejects the most basic definition of education and the Grand Valley State University community should not let this discriminatory practice go unchecked....

Techniques used in reparative therapy akin to brainwashing

Apr 19, 2010

OK, look. There’s this thing you do, when you want to write an article (or, really, anything in a newspaper), called research. A cursory Google-search would have explained a whole lot of stuff Nathan Ruark obviously didn’t get about reparative...