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The Student News Site of Grand Valley State University

Grand Valley Lanthorn

The Student News Site of Grand Valley State University

Grand Valley Lanthorn

GV offers wide variety of faith-based groups

Sep 16, 2010

Thank you for highlighting religious opportunities for students in the greater Grand Valley area. Spirituality can be a very important aspect of a student’s ability to connect to campus as well as to their own personal development. However, I was...

Jumping through hoops

Sep 16, 2010

Newly instated this year, the Grand Finish program applies to incoming freshmen as well as those enrolled at GVSU since 2008. Anyone who earns 90 credits by the end of his or her third year, averaging 15 credits a semester, will receive $1,000 toward...

Screw society, live off the grid

Chris Slattery Sep 12, 2010

Employment for college students can be difficult. It’s hard for employers to take any post-adolescent seriously under the stereotypical, albeit true, notion that they will just use the paychecks to buy cheap vodka. On the other end of the employment...

Call me Rev. Zentmeyer, please

Call me Rev. Zentmeyer, please

Anya Zentmeyer Sep 12, 2010

There comes a point in every young woman’s life where she wakes up, looks in the mirror and asks herself, “Why aren’t I an ordained minister yet?” Hurriedly, I opened my Google Chrome browser to the Google homepage and typed in...

Randall the Vandal just can’t see the big picture

Chris Slattery Sep 9, 2010

I’ve noticed a startling increase in vandalism recently. And when I say “vandalism,” I mean “defacing campus property.” And when I say “defacing campus property,” I mean “defacing campus property in the...

Abstinence also deserves respect as sex education

Sep 9, 2010

As Marshall and Dorian began their speech at Transitions (two weeks ago) it was made clear that they were at GVSU to speak on sex education. They began listing the choices people make when it comes to sexual activity. All the various choices were given...

High cost of war warrants Obama’s deadline to finally leave Iraq

Andrew Justus Sep 9, 2010

President Barack Obama’s television address on Aug. 31 announcing the formal end to combat operations in Iraq marked the beginning of decreasing our military involvement in that country and in Afghanistan, a chore that is likely only to begin in...

Name brand education

Sep 9, 2010

Whether a prospective student is most interested in athletics, a specific academic program or even the party scene, one institution is going to offer the best in that area while the others must find their own strengths to market or compensate in some...

Major Dumb to Ground Control: I’m worthless

Chris Slattery Sep 2, 2010

I get it; you’re all better than me. There’s no need to sugar-coat it anymore. I’m looking at you, culinary majors. You’re just the icing on the cake. Yes, I have a useless major. “Creative Writing?” What the...

Top three reasons to hate the Emmy's

Top three reasons to hate the Emmy’s

Anya Zentmeyer Sep 2, 2010

As I walk to the living room on the last Sunday evening before school starts, I notice there’s a crowd of roommates and friends blinking absently at our tiny television. Immediately I know something is up, I know something great is flickering across...

The mating dance

The mating dance

Elijah Brumback Aug 30, 2010

They dance in an upright spoon shape, in the middle of a crowded apartment. It’s less of a dance and looks similar to how dogs mount people’s legs in reflex. On her face the emotions are easy to gauge. In one instance you might guess utter...

7 simple steps to GV success

Chris Slattery Aug 30, 2010

Dear Class of 2010, First off, no one cares that you are the class of 2010. You are now the tentative Class of 2015. The first week of college can be an overwhelming and humbling experience. Your parents drop you off with all your stuff and, with...