If there was ever a revolution in dance, dance… it is not me. My version of dancing involves jumping up and down to loud music at a party in between rounds of beer pong. While I’m sure there is a girl out there somewhere who would find...

Last week, tweets pertaining to the astrological symbol, Ophiuchus, skyrocketed. In a society where no one cares about the zodiac anymore, suddenly this “new” constellation rekindled the heated debate that I call—pertaining to no copyright...

Oh. My. God. For those of you who didn’t hear the big news over the weekend – many media outlets, including FOX News and CBS, reported that Hawaii Gov. Neil Abercrombie’s quest to prove Obama’s citizenship was squashed by a...

Winter is so depressing. There’s never anything to do, it’s cold, and Jersey Shore has just started its new season. But let us go back to that initial complaint: ‘there’s never anything to do.’ When I experienced my first...

For the past few weeks after the Tucson, Ariz., shooting tragedy on Jan. 8, which left six people dead and 14 others injured, reports have flooded media outlets detailing U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords’ (D-Ariz.) continued, and rather miraculous,...

Detroit is showcasing itself to the world this week as the North American International Auto Show sets up shop at Cobo Center. Returning to the 2011 show after a brief hiatus is the German sports-car builder Porsche. Also making a comeback at this...

The Grand Valley State University Michigan Alternative and Renewable Energy Center recently installed an electric vehicle charging station outside of its Muskegon-based location. The charge station is the first in what MAREC hopes will blossom into a...

It was disappointing to open the Lanthorn this week to an article that pitted ethics against economics, and then forgot to include any sound economic rhetoric. The argument the article makes, that GV should end its contract with JP Morgan’s p-card...

It’s been 17 days since New Year’s, which means most of you probably gave up on your resolutions 15 days ago. But for those of you who haven’t, I have this message – surrender now. You’re not going to make it. I’m...

While perusing through last Thursday’s issue of the Grand Valley Lanthorn as per usual (generally the Opinion section, down below the GVL Student Opinion subheading), I found something that made me laugh out loud (or l-o-l), an editorial comic...

Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-Ariz.) was shot in the head and wounded in Tucson, Ariz. on Saturday, and U.S. District Court judge John M. Roll was among six killed. The true motives of the 22-year-old gunman are still unknown, according to the Pima County...